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This super-soft hoodie looks great on both men and women with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings. It's a tighter fit, so we recommend ordering a size bigger than usual if you want a roomier feel.

Available in Blue Jay, Charcoal, Army Guy, and Maroon.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!